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- Watch out, you're being followed.
- The CLONERS have put a price on your head.
- Agent 68000 wuz seen with some girl, last night.
- Your credit rating is shot to hell, that's grounds for killin in these parts.
- MisINFO WORLD gave SPY STACK an overall rating of 10.0
- New version of QUOTATION STACK is being readyed at APPLE.
- Incredible PC Lethargic SPY DECK created, "best game ever" says PC WEAK.
- MICRO MANIAXS is about to split its stock 1 for 3.
- MICRO MANIAXS' president finally aprehended and returned to local institution.
- New PC operating system to include advanced TSR abilities.
- Space Stack, "the next generation" has been teleported to a local dealer near you.
- I will not reveal any real secrets until you pay off MICRO MANIAXS for the job they did for you.
- Press COMMAND KEY when selecting file to unprotect certain stacks.
- Your mother is planning a surprise visit next week.
- Pournelle is really an evil computer alien from the 1940's.
- There was one copy of INSIDE MAC that's totally correct, but MARKETING lost it.
- BYTE is really a secret hangout for suited commie pinko liberals.
- Jean Louis is really a native from PARIS, TEXAS.
- MS is working on a paint program, the 4,980,032 clone of MAC PAINT.
- KAWASAKI was also caught sleeping with Jessica and was kicked out of APPLE in a hush hush operation.
- SCULLEY will release the first diet computer soon, nutrasweet version expected out next year.
- HERTZFELD releases version 0.99999999999999D of servant, said final version will be out soon.
- ATKINSON working on new program which can shop with your wife, walk the dog, and even kiss your mother-in-law for you.
- Gumby promoted to VP of APPLE 2 GS division.
- Apple secretly purchased NEXT Inc.
- DEC and Apple are courting a merger, which will set up the most powerful strategic computer aliance.
- MPW really stands for "the Jane Fonda MASSIVE PROGRAMMER WORKOUT."
- Apple is rumored to be useing its 50+ mil in savings on aquiring SUN.
- Don't belive anything I say, It's a lie.
- Join New Jersey Macintosh Users Group today!!!!!!
- The Blue Crew announces its lattest greatest add-on , the pointless device.
- OS Too Will be a compact 1.6 meg on three disks.
- Support your stackware developers, for their hard work.
- Find files in OPEN DIALOGES quickly by hitting a key on the keyboard. Try it.
- Press SHIFT-COMMAND-1 keys together to eject disks from your drive. Try SHIFT-CMD-2.
- Eject both disk by pressing SHIFT-COMMAND-E.
- Cheap (as in price) collage software is available from KINKO GRAPHICS SHOPS.
- During real long computer operations a SHIFT-COMMAND-PERIOD will sometimes cancel it.
- Hyper Card:Pressing the OPTION key while drawing lines will print them in a pattern style instead of black.
- Thanks for your money, MAC.
- Thanks for your money, MAC.
- Thanks for your money, MAC.
- Thanks for your money, MAC.
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